damn bent

when you say damn straight, it means to agree or something is straight forward.
But damn bent means that something is wrong or messed up.

Person 1: yo, trump is cool
Person 2: damn bent! hes an idiot

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Person 1: look, theres will, hes cool
Person 2: damn bent, i hate him

by dyingbutthriving September 13, 2017

bent not broken

The person is talking to someone but is still single if they are bent. Broken means they are in a relationship

"I'm bent not broken because I'm not in a relationship yet, we are just seeing each other right now."

by Hellyagurl23 March 28, 2017

BENT

To have someone completely messed up. A way of saying "girl bye," "bye Felica," or even "You got it twisted."

She has me bent if she thinks I'm cleaning up after her.

by Shegotmebent June 16, 2017

Bent

to get fucked

"Guys I got absolutely bent last night"

by shenaniganz2222221 October 30, 2017

Bent

Being under the influence of alcohol. Often shouted or spoken loudly

Dave: "I'm so bent right now!"
Pete: "oi same"

by elementafbro November 12, 2017

Bent

A word used by the Joel pole meaning "he likes boys"

You're fucking bent!

by Wadas May 9, 2018

bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.

Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.

by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018