Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017

Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 3, 2022

The bench test

When you and your three closest male friends sit on a bench and jerk each other off at the same time. The first one to cum is gay. Giving you a benchmark of who is the gayest.

"I'm not gay and I'll prove it. There is a bench over there, lest do the bench test."

by Thomas the tank conductor July 3, 2022

at the bench

a term coined by jay and matt symbolizing they will see each other tomorrow morning at their normal hang out spot in school, known as the bench.

matt: i gotta go, at the bench

jay: whea

by knobhead September 1, 2008

bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 11, 2010

Bench

Something that you choose not to do

That assignment the teacher gave us is a bench

by Mans like MJY March 24, 2021

Bench Specialist (BS)

A position on a sports team, in which a player rarely, if ever, gets any playing time, and spends all or most of the season on the sidelines.

Taj: Bro, you know that he went D1.

Luhtwan: Yeah, what position?

Taj: He’s playing BS.

Luhtwan: What’s that?
Taj: Bench Specialist
Luhtwan: Bahahahaaaa Bench Specialist (BS) 🤣🤣🤣

by BadAtty January 14, 2025