Open mic

When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.

Dude! My dick hole won’t close because my girlfriend went all open mic on me.

by 2 fat guys! June 23, 2019

open vagina

very gapped vagina that no one wants

open vagina

by justin_88888 December 13, 2014

Open sesame

Is somebody with a speech impediment and who has a habit of speaking in the third person, trying to say "open says me!"

"I can't figure out how to open this magical door!"

"Doode, they say 'n open sesame"

by Russian Niki March 27, 2020

Open Season

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)

Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!

Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!

- Film Advisory Board

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

opening act

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.

usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"

by alwaysgone November 9, 2009

open stalking

To stalk a person with the intention of being caught or being noticed either physically by following the person or online

When do some open stalking when I am bored

by Genghis can't February 18, 2019

Vault opener

An advanced sexual act, in which the male inserts himself from behind, and then does a cartwheel. imitates the motion of a vault door opening.

keep out of reach of children.

guy 1: man, me and Chrissy got frisky yesterday, ended up trying the vault opener. It ripped my dick off, but other than that it was quite nice.
guy 2: ... Isn't Chrissy the name of your dog?

by DestroyerOfWomans November 10, 2020