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Batting for Lancashire

An old Yorkshire euphamism for homosexuality said as the person involved is seen as batting for the other team, akin to batting for Boston in the US. Not so common in these more tollerant times as many people no longer see the need to drag the good name of Homosexuality through the mud by comparing it to the population of Lancashire.
Girl One: "He's quite tasty"

Girl Two: You've no chance luv; he's batting for Lancashire
by Tatereater July 10, 2010
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baeting

Hanging out or flirting with your bae.
Sandy:" Are you and Gary dating yet?"
Amy:" Nope, we are still in the BAETING stage."
by SSKarnosh November 27, 2014
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nostril-bating

nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).
nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky
by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007
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Biting Your Baby

An affirmative statement or acknowledgement of information.
A jovial retort.

Roots, if they must be traced, are archaic and are in reference to one's "baby maker" (that you are putting your mouth near it/on it).
One is so much in agreement with the other person that they would preform oral sex with each other.

Not a threat, although new mothers don't favor this term. Use discretion with your slang.
The negative form is also easy to use:

"I am NOT biting your baby".

Other forms exist such as:
"I'm gnawing your toddler"
"Chomping your child."

Used usually to add variety by those that are already familiar with "biting your baby".
Drew: I'm having a barbecue on Saturday.
Tyson: What are you grilling?
Drew: Steak and corn on the cob.
Tyson: I'm biting your baby! I'll be there.

Drew: Tonight Ingrid and I are going out to the movies, do you want to come?
Ian: I'm biting your baby, but I've got to work on this script. Thanks, though.

Jayson: Do you want to hang out at my house?
Drew: So I can watch you play Wii? I am not biting your baby.
by AGS July 11, 2007
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biting chunk

oral copulation, sucking a dick, getting a mouthful of penis.
Bitch that was biting chunk last night was your Mama, then your sister stepped in.
by Crazy68 August 28, 2009
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pube basting

During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.
This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.
by Pube Baster September 4, 2009
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batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.
"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"
by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008
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