Dick Bait

Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.

"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."

by Daxuran March 07, 2017

Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.

Jessica Aba is wood bait.

by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009

butcher-bait

Someone that is so obnoxious they convince you that their sole purpose is to test your morality.

Steven: What the fuck is that shitwad babbling about over there?

Sean: He was talking about how much of a shame it was that Bush couldn't run for a third term.

Steven: That asshat is butcher-bait for sure.

by Chaddy80 December 11, 2008

trick bait

Suggestive messages that would incline a man, especially a potential sugar daddy, to offer money...

“I told him I needed my hair done he gave me $160, he fell for the trick bait”

by YourMom817 November 04, 2019

post bait

A Facebook post with a headline stating" Amazing", or "You won't believe what happened next!", enticing you to click the post to read the story.

I hate Facebook post bait.

by joewebster July 23, 2014

Raw Bait

When you show someone only your raw dick to bait them, but your actually ugly and the only thing good about you is your penis.

Bro, I just used raw bait to get this super hot girl.

by Tastey Nob January 12, 2020

Bait Beans

When something is so unbelievably obvious, the simple bait simply will not do.

"Oh my god, she just opened a can of bait beans."

by .Blue October 14, 2008