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Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool
Thomas Is such an Average Fig
by Droid your looking for March 17, 2016
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Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
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average Nebraskan

The act of being finger blasted whilst driving a vehicle.
Just pulled past a beat up Toyota on the road, driving and swerving.

When I pulled past the driving was getting an average Nebraskan so guess that explains it
by Bill bones November 21, 2022
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Average Dylan

Dylan is a short man much like his temper he is very bi-ishly is a general meanie
Dude did you see average Dylan over there so short
by Morganoooooo May 5, 2022
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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Above Average Mahir Hater

A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj. Aem. Snorelacks!" and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have a butt for a head, elephant ears for human ears, and an anus instead of a mouth, like a starfish (no offense to Patrick.) The anus on their back was replaced with fat due to surgeries by the Mahir Hater Mutilation squad and Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew hydrobromic acid filled feces out of their face at 20 mph onto the person.
Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.
by Mudane potion#069 April 9, 2025
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Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people
Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"
by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022
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