Five Alive

Five Alive is when you give someone a slap upside the head or face to wake them up for being or saying something retarded.

Chris: "I'm gonna move to Hawaii and become a landscaper"

Me: 'SLAP' across the face. "FIVE ALIVE! You really think the US is going to issue you a Green Card for a 'career' as a landscaper?!"

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Chris: "I'm gonna move to California and become a Surfer."

Me: 'SLAP' "FIVE ALIVE. Point Break sucked ass!"

by iNFiDeL KaSTRo April 13, 2009

hottest man alive

one man, Frankie Grande

Person 1: Who is the hottest man alive?
Person 2: Oh, it has got to be Frankie Grande.

by frankiegrandesnumber1fan January 9, 2021

asveen

A mother fucker and a ass he is very gay

Hey asveen your a cunt bitch

by Adhudhhdiahhd November 6, 2017

Asier Fernandez Cobos

OMG, he's the best boy you could meet. He is intelligent, kind, funny, understanding hot with a big dick, he's brown eyes and is very tall.
He will have a promising future and will be very loyal to his future wife. They will be the perfect couple because she is short, with skin and freckles and they will be the envy of all other couples for their love.

Omg look at him. ¡Asier Fernandez Cobos is the perfect husband!. And he want to be a rich.

by RAE dictionary January 7, 2018

Best Rapper Alive

Rappers like to say they are the best in the world at the present time.

Mc Juice Box Is The Best Rapper Alive For His Sick Beats And Also For His Dick That Hangs To His Feet

by MC JUICE BOX July 5, 2006

The Saddest Man Alive

A math teacher whom never has sex with his attractive wife, and thus takes out his pitiful frustrations upon his students in the form of jackassness, stubbornness, and overall unfairness. Graduating from a mediocre college at best, this man replaces techinical terms with those such as "this guy" and "squiggly wiggly" then questions why not many of his students make 5's on the AP exam. He is the lowest in society's food chain and should be publicly curbed.

Today Mr. Fown was a huge jackass, man he is so damn tall, like some kind of freak, and he never wears anything but pants, even in the dead of the summer, what does he have to hide? I bet he never has sex with his wife...the jackass, hey you want to go take a dumb in his car? ok let's go.

by unknown solja January 7, 2004

Aliveapotomus

when something that looks so so so ugly that it shouldnt be alive

Damon was such a Aliveapotomus guy, he wanted to cry

by bdizzmon May 28, 2011