dry arse

Someone who is a 'dry arse' or 'dry' is someone who backs out of drinking alcohol for a reason which is not legitimate.

Person X: I'm goin to get so pissed tonight. Are you?
Person Y: No, i'm gonna stick to lemonade, I don't want to get drunk.
Person X: You fucking dry arse!

Here, person Y is being a dry arse because he/she is backing out of drinking alcohol.

by Jonny Lignier December 7, 2006

Arse licker

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.

Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.

by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009

Arse Chicken

1. Generic term for person.

2. Generic word used to express displeasure

Originated from Krusher who DJ's a show on total rock (see: www.totalrock.com)

see also wordnipple donkey

1 Arse chickens! You're still breathing.

2 Oh arse chickens and niple donkeys

by Mahakala June 10, 2003

arse bandit

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

arse sand

Arse sand is the gritty crumb like material found in the lower half of a bed, usually greater in volume from foot to mid point

Tracy couldnt sleep as arse sand kept irriratating her legs in the bed

by Chillichickadee January 29, 2017

Arse- chewed

getting told off as in being severly told off , even being shouted at. Usually used in work situations, army and at school.

at work, "i got my arse- chewed the other night for not locking up correctly"

by [e-mail] August 9, 2006

arse with a nose on it

The face of someone who is considered to be very ugly.

Bloody hell, have you seen him? His face looks like my arse with a nose on it.

by Onion Terror January 6, 2008