"Punting Apples" (v.) "the act by which one defies the will of god through means of touching fruit with his or her bottom-most appendage. Furthermore adding high-velocity to said object by rapidly connecting ones foot to the fruit; Becoming a full time sinner."
by Killjoy14 April 14, 2017
Get the punting applesmug. by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009
Get the punt aroondmug. by Returningphoenix October 21, 2018
Get the we'll have to puntmug. by Misinformation January 2, 2024
Get the I'm gonna punt you to the moonmug. A Puntard is a gambler who thinks he knows how to gamble/punt but couldn't pick a winner if it was a booger in his nose.
"Hey guys, throw a hundred on this horse, there's no way it can lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
"Shut up you Punt-tard, it was the only horse in the race and still managed to lose"
by Bizza mcbizbiz April 19, 2023
Get the Punt-tardmug. A Petty Cunt = Punt.
- A person (usually female) who is displaying excessive cunt-like behavior over the most petty of circumstances.
A punt typically behaves cordially and rationally, but given the smallest inconvenience or imperfection will overreact beyond the definition of mere bitching.
- A perfectionist who will blow everything out of proportion and turn into a major cunt if unhappy about the smallest, least important detail.
- A person (usually female) who is displaying excessive cunt-like behavior over the most petty of circumstances.
A punt typically behaves cordially and rationally, but given the smallest inconvenience or imperfection will overreact beyond the definition of mere bitching.
- A perfectionist who will blow everything out of proportion and turn into a major cunt if unhappy about the smallest, least important detail.
1. Sally is usually very nice and likeable, but she's a neurotic perfectionist. She'll turn into a huge punt if the tiniest thing is not to her liking. She will make everyone's day a living hell over something insignificant.
2. Jane flung the dinner plate onto the floor, cursed at the waitress, and then marched into the restaurants kitchen screaming for the manager just because she had asked that no parsley be used to garnish her dish, and there it was.
2. Jane flung the dinner plate onto the floor, cursed at the waitress, and then marched into the restaurants kitchen screaming for the manager just because she had asked that no parsley be used to garnish her dish, and there it was.
by Glam Kitten November 13, 2011
Get the Puntmug. And, PUNT!
by plato! April 18, 2024
Get the puntmug.