alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.

hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"

by dave April 21, 2005

cullman alabama

The most 'uplifting' place in the world. Nothing says America like this corrupt Catholic small town where you can't skate and metal is the devil

Cullman Alabama! Aww shit I hate that place

by Adust destroyer of feels November 20, 2015

land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama

made known to the world by The Weather Channel's own Jim Cantore during hurricane Isaac. Known to the rest of the world as "Mississippi".

Hurricane Isaac is projected to make landfall in the land mass between new orleans and mobile alabama.

by yeastyrabbit August 27, 2012

Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive

Use the blood secreted from a girls period to lube her asshole and then proceed to fuck her ass.

I don't mind when my girlfriend gets her period because it gives me the opportunity to give her the old Alabama Crimson Sewer Dive. Then I make her walk home.

by R.R. WMD October 19, 2007

Alabama Love Gun

Two in the pank, one in the stank and thumb on the joystick.

She just loves it when I use the ALABAMA LOVE GUN on her!!!!

by llcllollmllellollnll May 14, 2006

Alabama Rainshower

The act of cumming up into the air, and having it "rain" down upon the girl.

Did you show her the Alabama Rainshower?

by bamma boy October 14, 2010

Alabama Soup Bowl

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, it involves defecating in the vagina of your partner, but instead it involves diarrhea in place of regular solid feces.

After eating that Mexican food, Ryan surprised Afton with an Alabama Soup Bowl.

by elspartaco February 22, 2011