marital aid

1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.

1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Rainbow Aids

A specific disease linked that started with a girl named Brittney.First symtoms are having a craving for making a home videos,having a huge craving for lollypops and putting them in unique places. Also having an evil laugh(Like a hihena perhaps).Also you may have a side effect that results with a burning sensation called fire crouch

Man with all the stuff we did we must have rainbow aids.
Why are you laughing like that you must have munoz fever.
Another nickname for rainbow aids are sunshine fever,lollypop disfuntion disorder,Munoz fever and fire crouch.

by Truth_Teller guy February 23, 2008

Squirrel Aids

SERIOUS SHIT, MAN
SERIOUS SHIT

If you like doing squirrels, you are at risk of Squirrel Aids.

by IM ON A BOAT!!!! January 17, 2010

teh aids

When you pwn so many noobs online that you are the noob-extinguishing equivalent of AIDS in real life.

Dude, I pwned like 10,000 noobs on Call of Duty 4 last night. I'm pretty much teh aids.

by teh aids October 6, 2008

kool aid

a cheap refreshing drink that comes in the form of a powder in a packet. Comes in many, many flavors. Just add water. Non-carbonated, the drink is promoted on TV by the walking Kool Aid pitcher. He holds a picture and a cup filled with the drink and says "Ohhhh yeahhh!" as he crashes through a wall. Jim Jones and his People's Temple cult in the Jonestown compound in Guyana commited mass suicide by drinking Kool Aid laced with cyanide.

Mom: Are you thirsty? I got some grape flavored Kool Aid.

Kids: Kool Aid! Kool Aid!
Tastes great!
Kool Aid! Kool Aid!
Can't wait!
Kool Aid! Kool Aid!
Tastes great!
Kool Aid! Kool Aid!
Can't wait!
Yaaayyyyy for Kool Aid!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007

Thirst Aid

Using alocohol in place of a plaster or bandage when injured.

Rydog has just been hit by a rogue rounders bat, he needs some Thirst Aid and he needs it now, get the Lambrini!

by Big OllieD June 16, 2009

Kool-Aid

The most effective way to disband a cult.

"Hey, free kool-aid! But why does it smell kinda like almonds? Meh, who cares!"

by Tom. M January 13, 2006