Mourning After

Spokane, Washinton's greatest rock.

Drew-Guitar
Ben- Vocals
Bill- Bass
Mike- Drums

(Drew is my brother)

www.mourningmusic.com- Look at it!

by Pantseh June 5, 2004

after-work-jerk

The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.

After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.

by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006

Morning after POO

after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.

ahhhh... i'm gunna get up and go unleash my morning after poo. i'll feel better when its over.

by timofo February 18, 2009

happily never after

The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial

Happily ever after? More like happily never after!

by dhdu hf June 27, 2014

happily ever after

To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love

Cinderella-i love you
Prince Charming- I love you too
*wedding bells*
they lived Happily ever after

by Ms. Roses the rainbow dancing banana June 14, 2006

AFTER DINNER MINT

The cigarette a smoker craves after eating.

Man that Jimmy Johns sub hit the spot! I need an after dinner mint!

by the.hatter March 3, 2007

Day after balls

The smell of your sack after a day of masturbating without washing yourself afterwords. The lotion smell stays on the scrotum and gives of a distinct smell.

I delayed my bj for fear that she would smell my day after balls.

by Mac Linton May 20, 2005