by gdmitchy March 21, 2020
The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.
After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.
by Clark W. Griswald April 25, 2006
after a night of heavy drinking you wake up with the need for a severe dump. This is usually more foul smelling than other craps and often is more fluid than solid.
by timofo October 14, 2008
The truth behind the lies the worlds media spreads. There is no such thing as happily ever after apart from those who have wealth and power which is an underwhelming minority of the worlds population! The rest of us are slaves to a new type of peasantry but most people are too brainwashed to realise there freedom is artificial
Happily ever after? More like happily never after!
by dhdu hf June 27, 2014
To find your one and only and live happily with them for the rest of your life. To be constantly happy with no end.love
by Ms. Roses the rainbow dancing banana June 11, 2006
by the.hatter March 02, 2007
The smell of your sack after a day of masturbating without washing yourself afterwords. The lotion smell stays on the scrotum and gives of a distinct smell.
by Mac Linton May 19, 2005