Grand Theft Auto

The game you play when mom is at the supermarket.

kid: hey dude wanna play Grand Theft Auto? My mom isnt home!
friend: what about your dad?
kid: eh, he doesnt really give to shits about what i play.

by Sack o' Flaps February 11, 2019

Auto-cock-blocker

1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.

2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.

1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

OR

2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

by PrincessR December 8, 2009

Super Auto Pets

The game you didn't exactly intend to play but got bored in AP Research class, so you played it with your peers.

Hey Bob get on Super Auto Pets so we can make a private

by lolxd23researchman April 28, 2022

conversational auto pilot

when you either dont give a shit about what someone is trying to talk to you about, or you are busy doing something else to pay any attention to them

an example of conversational auto pilot is when you respond to someone with short answers that in no way carry the conversation.

haha, nice, wow, thats gay, what the heck,

by murad burrito May 12, 2011

Auto Aquatic Trombone

Masturbating while using a Japanese toilet water spray to full blast pointing into your sphincter.

Kevin told Darren about his Tokyo trip including the highlight of trying out an Auto Aquatic Trombone at the airport toilets.

by Gooseman77 March 31, 2016

Grand Theft Auto

The black man's national sport.

Little Johnny saw two black man compete in some grand theft auto.

by Angry Rhino July 1, 2009

Grand Theft Auto

quite possibly the greatest game series of all time, next to metal gear solid.

vice city pc quote from the rolling stones: "It's not just a new frontier for games, it's a new frontier for HUMANITY"

by adrian December 23, 2004