Auto-cock-blocker

1. A straight female that has something about her that automatically prevents her from getting sex.

2. A straight female that always says or does something stupid that prevents her from getting sex.

1. Stacy has a mustache thicker than her boyfriend's. She's not gonna get laid; that's a turnoff. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

OR

2. Tracy is so pretty, but she's weird! She says random stuff like "my hamster talks to me at night." When boys hear that, they freak out. She's an auto-cock-blocker.

by PrincessR December 8, 2009

Grand Theft Auto

The game you play when mom is at the supermarket.

kid: hey dude wanna play Grand Theft Auto? My mom isnt home!
friend: what about your dad?
kid: eh, he doesnt really give to shits about what i play.

by Sack o' Flaps February 11, 2019

Grand Theft Auto

A way of telling someone that you will rob them, violently and painfully.

Hey, old lady! I'm gonna Grand Theft Auto you if you keep moving!

by DrDawg420 October 29, 2022

Auto-selective memory

Things you remember randomly without purposly remembering them

My Auto-selective memory just reminded me of something I wasn't thinking of and I didn't choose to remember it when it happened..

by ReMarkAble December 3, 2015

Auto Aquatic Trombone

Masturbating while using a Japanese toilet water spray to full blast pointing into your sphincter.

Kevin told Darren about his Tokyo trip including the highlight of trying out an Auto Aquatic Trombone at the airport toilets.

by Gooseman77 March 31, 2016

Grand Theft Auto

The black man's national sport.

Little Johnny saw two black man compete in some grand theft auto.

by Angry Rhino July 1, 2009

Grand Theft Auto

quite possibly the greatest game series of all time, next to metal gear solid.

vice city pc quote from the rolling stones: "It's not just a new frontier for games, it's a new frontier for HUMANITY"

by adrian December 23, 2004