AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.
Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.
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AK Cupid

An emoji with a Cupid holding an AK riffle
I bought an AK cupid pendant at the farmer's market today and tried looking it up on urban dictionary, nothing showed up so I had to define it myself.
by AlyssaIsaBitch March 13, 2023
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Dirty AK

When in war you take your AK machine gun and jam it up the enemies anal while emptying a 100 round drum.
Yea, when i was in the Marines performed a few Dirty Ak's. I loved every moment of it.
by Dirty AK June 23, 2023
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Dirty AK

While performing sexual intercourse, you pull out an AK machine gun and ram into your partners butt whole while singing "I got the power"
Yo I need to clean my gun after doing a dirty ak on abby lastnight.
by Dirty AK June 23, 2023
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ak maidin

a handsome old man who's skin hitam manis , don't mess with him and his funny and lovable too, a bit clumsy too
oh ak maidin your soo handsome
by hula ray July 18, 2020
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AK Slaughta

A Puerto Rican half black rapper also known as AK Kid.

He is known for his crazy and fun side he is cool with everyone and also know from the rapper Crafti and WeLit Spider-Man.

He always go to the studio to get that bag and always flex I’m broke niccas faces.

He is in a rare gang called MKGN.
I want to crack 3’s like AK Slaughta.
by ChynaDark120 March 01, 2022
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Abdulla Ak

A crazy guy that is most likely to have sex with a man
Abdulla: hi I’m abdulla ak

Me: hi daddy
by Your Mother Farren June 15, 2022
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