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adult toy

Extending far beyond just dildos and sex toys, "adult toy" refers to any playful item or toy that adults enjoy using, regardless of whether it was originally intended for children. This can include anything from board games, adult collectibles, to LEGO sets that bring joy or entertainment to grown-ups.
After a long week, I finally pulled out my favorite adult toy—a classic LEGO set I used to play as a kid. Who knew nostalgia could be so much fun.
by Emotional Cruiser August 8, 2025
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Adult Service

something an adult does or something limited to adults.
"Sarah is doing an adult service and she's only 16."
by fumitsuki September 23, 2025
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adult bookstore

Another name for a porn store in America.

However, the term is considered outdated having originated from the 1980s during the height of these types of store's popularity when gay men had to be more discreet about their sexuality and lifestyle.

Adult bookstores also carry an array of adult novelties toys such as dildos & vibrators, x-rated magazines & movies, personal lubrication, poppers and over-the-counter boner pills.

Depending on the legality of the county or state, many adult bookstores also provide adult arcades where glory holes are prominently found.
"Let's meet at the adult bookstore around the corner and hook up."

"I'm low on lube, let's stop at the adult bookstore and stock up."
by Atticus Rexx November 30, 2025
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Concerned Adult Brigade

Often called "CAB" for short, the concerned adult brigade is any group of equally disgruntled people (usually 35 or older) united together for an absurd and often unnecessary cause. These are the people who run neighborhood watches, regularly attend PTA meetings, deem things "inappropriate", complain to authority figures, overreact on issues, chaperone parties, file noise complaints, call parents, actually check movie and game ratings, work at the FCC, and generally meddle in the affairs of the youth.

Members of the concerned adult brigade come in many forms though are recognizable by their running-for-senator hairstyles and "sensible" shoes. Almost always women.
Girl #1: "So I watched sesame street yesterday for no reason. I thought you said Katy Perry was gonna be on it!?"

Girl #2: "Ugh, she was! But the Concerned Adult Brigade saw her outfit and started bitching. So they pulled the episode off the air."
by Hikarichan16 March 19, 2011
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Accidental Adult

An individual whose age indicates maturity but whose approach to life suggests otherwise.
Whenever my neighbor waters his shrubs, he wags the garden hose between his legs and waves to traffic. Total accidental adult.

I try not to laugh when children call me “Mr.” They have no idea I’m an accidental adult.
by Peeper Winkman April 26, 2010
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An adult diaper kind of night

A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants
Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.
by The mysterious handsome fellow December 11, 2020
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Disney Adult

A millennial adult, with or without kids, that can't stop talking about Disney, including the movies and the parks. Even if they do have kids, they're still way more obsessed with it that their kids ever would be. They probably engage in casual "Disneybounding" and visit the theme parks at least once a year. They are obsessed with everything Disney and probably have a Mickey Mouse bumper sticker and/or tattoo. One of the most terrifyingly intense people you'll ever encounter.
That Disney Adult over there won't shut up about theme park trivia
by annababechase January 28, 2021
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