fart sponge

The exact definition of this is frances. Her farts are SO LOUD AND ROTTEN SMELLING!

"Did you just fart? " yes "YOU'RE SUCH A FART SPONGE"

by Kaeren Smyth October 25, 2020

The Sponge Lord

The best YouTuber ever , beware poodiepie , our Lord is coming for ur big pp 😳

Person 1 :"Hey have you heard of the best YouTuber ever(the sponge lord)
Person 2 : " yeah , PewDiePie right?"
Person 1 : " here I go killing again "

by Daddy_sponge February 14, 2021

front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.

OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.

by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019

grease sponge

Self explanatory nickname for McDonald's rectangular breakfast hashbrown-like substance.

Synthetic egg, pseudo-cheese and Canadian Bacan't on almost bread isn't quite the same without a side of grease sponge.

by Fred Sampson February 17, 2022

Beer Sponge

One who volunteers to drink fallen soldiers

Look at the Beer Sponge, he just chugged 10 leftover beers.
What a champion.

by Ebon 101 July 16, 2014

Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.

Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.

by Wood Knee January 13, 2008

Sponge and Gunge

The process of jacking off while showering

Dude 1: why did you take ages in the shower bro?
Dude: I was having a phatt sponge and gunge

by Lil Nish June 26, 2018