Nordic Skiing

More commonly referred to as "nerdic," it is almost as cool as alpine skiing. There are two disciplines, classic and skate. Both require incredible strength, effort, and perseverance, although less skill than other types of skiing including freestyle, alpine racing, and ski jumping.
A: I have my first nerdic skiing race today, wish me luck!

B: Wow maddd respect dude, that almost as cool as what I'm doing this afternoon, which is going 90 mph to win the downhill.

A: Oh yeah?? I GOT A 5 ON THE AP TEST

B: ...

Nordic Skiing
by jski13 January 12, 2012
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going skiing

To sit between two guys in the back seat of a car. Can be accompanied by a gesture of holding ski poles.
OK, you three guys are going to have to ride in the back seat, I guess one of you is going skiing.
by ss-ric November 12, 2005
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water skiing

A subset of water sports, water skiing is jacking off two guys at the same time, while the guys are urinating and/or being urinated on.
This freaky chick I know was into water sports, so she went water skiing with two of my buddies
by briantech September 29, 2005
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ski goggles

the 'art' of placing your sack on the chick's face (one nut on each eye) whilst receiving a 'reverse' blowjob

variation:ski mask
in this position, stretch your sack across their entire face
rob: ah look my nuts are resting upon this chicks eyes

nic: yeah dude, she's wearing some serious ski goggles
by whiteboy69 November 08, 2007
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Ski Poles

Dave Hoagrbe directing traffick
what the hell is he doing directing trafick or jerking someone off?

nah thats just ski poles dave.. he does that all the time
by Hoagrbee October 13, 2008
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dqrk..skies

She is a cool swaggy person that is sweet but be careful she can be scary sometimes
Do you watch dqrk..skies? Oh yeah of course I do
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Skiing With The Boys

A slang phrase that means “going to do cocaine with friends”. This colloquialism is often used to discreetly inform others about passed, current, or future sessions where one partakes in the vice mentioned previously. The term “Skiing with The Boys” is unisex as to keep any and all accomplices anonymous. Much of the language surrounding the word involves many references to skiing and winter sports as to not incriminate oneself or their associates.
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Future tense
Friend 1: “Hey, do you want to go Skiing With The Boys tonight?”
Friend 2: “I would love to go Skiing With The Boys tonight. Who are we hitting the slopes with?”
Friend 1:”Just a few close friends and some girls from the bar.”

Present tense
Friend 1:”Skiing With The Boys is so much fun.”
Friend 2:*snorts a line*

Past tense
Friend 1:”I went Skiing With The Boys last night Jimmothy last night! It was crazy!”
Friend 2:”You hit the slopes with Jimmothy? He’s an Olympic level skier! Please, invite me next time.”
by JimmothyOG September 30, 2023
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