A screamo/crap band out of Markham Ontario. They have a fan base in Markham because the music scene in Markham is mostly into crap bands like Cell Block Theory.
Some even claim it to be a cluster of sound mixed together sounding much like someone ripping a huge fart.
Some even claim it to be a cluster of sound mixed together sounding much like someone ripping a huge fart.
by fuck you357434 March 30, 2009

by Johnathan Porsche October 27, 2013

A modern variation on the spin the bottle game. It's usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a cell phone in turn, and the person who the top of the cell phone (works best with phones with an antenna) stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the cell phone happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.
by jonlindg November 21, 2005

Any event where you get drunk. I don't mean just drunk. I mean DRUNK. When your common sense and your BAC play a game of chicken, and the common sense loses-drunk.
Also can be used to refer to a party, concert, night or any event where this activity takes place en masse.
Also can be used to refer to a party, concert, night or any event where this activity takes place en masse.
Get Todd some aspirin. He committed a pretty hefty brain cell genocide last night.
Tanya's wedding ceremony was beautiful, but the reception was a brain cell genocide. Like, we're talkin' Rwanda-bad. Gray matter holocaust.
Tanya's wedding ceremony was beautiful, but the reception was a brain cell genocide. Like, we're talkin' Rwanda-bad. Gray matter holocaust.
by Darren C March 26, 2008

An overly tanned annoying stereotypical cell phone salesman you see at most mall kiosks that look like one of the Gotti boys. Flavor savors, popped collars, and obnoxious jewelry are all requirements.
That guy is such a cell phone Guido, he was the most annoying salesman I ever came across. He didn't understand I didn't want the cell phone insurance plan.
by cbag December 3, 2007

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.
by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019

When someone calls you while they are driving in their car because they are bored. Many times they don't have a reason to call and make pointless chit chat to get through their boredom at your expense.
Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.
Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.
Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.
Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.
My friend calls me every day on her way home from work and ends the conversation when she pulls into her driveway. I frequently serve time in cell phone prison.
by Panther007 August 4, 2012
