weed

The Herb of the world. This plant gives a pleasant high and allows the user to enjoy everything and not have to worry about anything. This is completely harmless, but you may cough.

Joey: Yo let's have a canna-party
Billy: Yeah, I'll invite Jesse and we can play pass the blunt
Ivan: Hell yeah! Let's smoke some WEED!!

by ThatPappasKid September 14, 2016

Weed

Something to do when there's nothing to do.
Not physically addicting, but can be mentally in some cases.

Gods gift to the world (100% organic)

Aka <pot> <dank><marijuana><loudo><bud><nug><tree><chronic><herb><reefer><maryjane>

John: *enters blakes house*

yo damn bro that shit <loud>
Blake: ah ya already kno I've been smokin on that good <kush>

Blake: u bringing <weed>
John: bro I just <copped> an <eigth>

by snorat June 8, 2016

weed

A safe, clean, fun way to interact with one's inner self and resolve internal issues; a euphoric gift from god that make# any night, song, movie, book, long trip better; I feel bad for those who look down on weed, I would smoke for the rest of my life if I could. Aka: kush, ganja, kaya, pot, smoke, zags, joints, spliff, blunt, bongs, Mary Jane, marijuana, cannibis, grass, green, etc.

There is nothing worse than running out of this.

1: u ready to cheech & chong to Cali?
2: of course, let's get chinese-eyes to jamaican-seeds.
1: u put the weed in a zag and I'll make a blunt.
2: *cough* ooh that the bomb, son.

by bongsmokeispurple July 2, 2014

weed

1: The bad plants that grow near your grass or other plants.

2: A drug.

1: "I hate these damn weeds!"

2: "Aye bro, you gotta try this weed tho.."

by zennix January 30, 2016

weed

A euphemism for marijuana.

Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.

This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".

Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".

Smoke weed everyday

by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016

Weeding

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.

That dumbass Ian over there is so retarded, he thought he would get high from Weeding.

by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016

weeding

showing up to a wedding baked

dude, we're about to go to a weeding, wanna join?

by syddietittie December 3, 2017