getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 15, 2013

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Two Stroking

A way to describe the manner a Bogan or a group of Bogans are talking.
The phrase comes from the high pitched, nasal tone of a Bogans voice usually in excited/drunk conversation, which is not to dissimilar to the sound and tone of a two stroke engine such as a whipper snipper.

"I heard the bogan neighbours Two Stroking again this afternoon"

Dane: How's the Party?
Nathan: Shithouse, there's way too much two stroking going on.

by Daneoid81 November 24, 2014

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arctic stroke

A male masturbation technique. A hand is submerged in ice for a minute or more, then is immediately used to stimulate a penis. See also: arctic fist

Guy 1:"I tried the arctic stroke and I came in half the time."
Guy 2: "Nice. I'll use it at work."

by LuckyFool March 16, 2016

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stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

by El Conquistador July 06, 2021

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