jeff sqrungle

The most powerful being ever created

first discovered by famous youtuber Saltydkdan while playing "a toilet in wonderland"

"his name is Jeff Sqrungle"

by Charels Entertainment Cheese December 4, 2019

Jeff Epstein

A presumed to be dead financier who invested heavily into bitcoin, the anarcho-capatalist digi-currency. He is also a pedophile, fart-sniffer, and likes to have his balls tugged and pulled by grotesque fat degenerates. Let us not forget, former president Bill "The Dude" Clinton flew on his plane over 20 times along with other various left-wing liberal hollywood shills such as Tom Hanks, Jimmy Kimmel, Steven Colbert and others. I would like to also add that it is very possible he is not dead and instead on a plane headed to Argentina. Jeff was know for many things, but the most important thing to keep in mind is that he was a big jerk.

Jeff Epstein was a crazy motherfucker and if he is alive should have his penis ripped off.

by Spic Dickuloid July 12, 2020

shay jeff

A shay jeff is a very retarded entity that can be found wandering around on mnecraft servers hitting random blocks and has a disturbing skin of a human in the front and pure white on all other sides. If you have every encounter this rare being you are very lucky and can easily take advantage of his completely stupid actions such as wandering around in random directions breaking blocks occasionally and will try to attack you but fail miserably due to not having armor or any weapons, and he will keep coming back to attempt to kill you at random times but never will succeed.

Hey! Is that a shay Jeff!?!? Lets attack him and he what he has on him.

by MrPiggy54 November 20, 2013

Unlucky Jeff

An unlucky Jeff has all quality’s of a normal Jeff, except not as handsome.

Girl1: hey is that Jeff?
Girl2: no he’s to ugly to be a Jeff. He’s an unlucky jeff
Girl1: but he’s so cool and funny! I would definently smash.

by I’m very cool November 16, 2018

Wet Jeff

A Wet Jeff is when you are smoking a bong and cough or laugh into the bong thus causing water to come out the tube and get on your pants.

Austin: "*cough cough*
OMG, there is water all over my leg!"

Dylan: "You just "Wet Jeffed!""

Thomas: "The first ever Wet Jeff!!!!"

by thomas!!!! May 25, 2011

jeff jarret

See Triple H but change the following:

"WWE" to "NWA TNA"
"Uses his wife" to "Uses his dad"
"Chris Jericho" to "A.J. Styles"
"Booker T" to "Ron Killings"
etc.

Double J = NWA TNA's version of Triple H

by Mister Ignorant June 30, 2004

jeff gordon

(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you

this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.

by kaiser von fresh January 5, 2009