Dick Diaper

Condom

I wont fuck you without a dick diaper.

by TibSt0rM June 10, 2017

Diaper Cakes

Stacked useable baby necessities (mainly diapers) shaped into a form of a cake. They make a lovely centerpiece or decoration for a baby's room. Almost all part of the cake may be utilized by mom and baby and may match the theme of a party or baby's room.

Bebe Cakes makes the best diaper cakes, check them out at lovebebecakes.com

by Bebe Cakes June 12, 2011

Chin Diaper

A pejorative/insult thrown at mask Karens/ manchildren to mock them for wearing their mask(s) 24/7 even in their own home, car, or when their alone.

That dude is wearing a chin diaper in his house. WHY? HE LIVES ALONE AND ALMOST NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE!

by Retr0625 December 17, 2021

diaper head

a childish person who smells. usually of penis. a childish nickname for childish acting adolescents. usually a diaper head has a microsaphallic brother with rotten teeth.

brendan fey is a diaper head

by mike murphy February 3, 2004

Diaper Face

When a man with a beard is changing a baby's diaper and leans down into the open dirty diaper and gets some excess poop stuck in his facial hair without realizing it.

Yeah he has a total diaper face!

by CletusTHECOOLKID October 3, 2011

Diaper Money

The monetary compensation used to reimburse any person who defecates on your face.

I got that diaper money. I got that wife pussy

by Dick Forte June 14, 2013

diaper job

Jobs where you need to wear a diaper like cashier, bus driver or waiter. Otherwise you pee yourself because you can't leave or boss gets mad.

Kim: Why don't you go get a job as a cashier?
Liz: No way, that's a diaper job.

by emPEE-52 August 30, 2011