Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.
Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!
Nancy: I know, sug!
Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.
Nancy: I know, sug!
Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.
by HawaiianPunch1 March 08, 2023
"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."
I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.
"No, the cop took them all."
I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.
by Jana November 17, 2004
When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.
Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.
Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.
by DirkD January 22, 2007
Jeff: You know you should really try smoking while you have sex?
Joe: Why?
Jeff: After you finish you can giver her a Cigarette butt.
Joe: What the fuck is a Cigarette butt...
Joe: Why?
Jeff: After you finish you can giver her a Cigarette butt.
Joe: What the fuck is a Cigarette butt...
by Toilet Nut April 17, 2017
Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.
Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.
Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.
The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.
Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.
Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.
by owlatrice April 27, 2004
The best musical group in the entire universe. If you've never heard one of there amazing songs before you aren't REALLY alive.
They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.
They have the most beautifully impactful lyrics.
by MaciIsFriendswithHarmonie December 04, 2022
A Chicago Cigarette is the act of having someone fellate you by putting your penis in their tracheotomy stoma.
The advantage of dating smokers is, after they get throat cancer, they can give you a Chicago Cigarette. Shit's tight, yo.
by Mutt the Dog January 31, 2014