June 16

National get railed by your close guy friend day

Diana: God I wish I had a close guy friend!

Sara: Why?

Diana: It's June 16th!

by dreucad June 16, 2021

July 16

National Bj day give ur friend a bj because he deserves it.

Bj=Blowjob

What day is it?

Its July 16 national bj day

by Alexgnewa July 15, 2021

M-16

Iraqis worst enemy during war time.

Holy shit! That Marine has a M-16!

by Kite Bomber April 13, 2005

feb 16

absolute idiots were born on this day. they're quite good looking and have a good sense of humour but are very clumsy and don't know when to stop talking.

Ethan: Why is he so stupid?
Joe: He was born on Feb 16.
Ethan: Oh thats why. Makes sense.

by laisaword October 29, 2019

November 16

The day when you go up to Your crush and hug them/kiss them.

Example:
Guy one: yo guess what?
Guy two: what?
Guy one: it's november 16. You know what that means? Melinda come here!

Guy one: yo guess what?
Guy two: what?
Guy one: it's november 16. You know what that means? Melinda come here!

by Skirtboi1790 November 7, 2019

Person 16

Someone who doesn’t exist and never will.

Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?

Person 2 through 15: Who?

by TAKINGSHEIT September 6, 2022

March 16

It's national hurt you tall friend day! Have fun short people it's a day to hurt them for making fun of you, enjoy!

Person: Ugh she's so annoying, I wanna punch her!

You: Well it's March 16th, go ahead!

by applebeŕy123 March 15, 2022