Present Face

The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.

I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.

by hansmgee February 28, 2009

shit-faced

The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.

"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"

by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004

face splatter

It's when a male skeet a huge load over a females face

Amber couldn't see a damn thing after that awesome face splatter!

by Ldogg6700 September 29, 2013

Face-farter

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.

1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.

by Fracer November 30, 2016

Grace face

Grace is a todler 👺👺

Ahh yeah i just saw grace face

by Jay the gayest July 10, 2021

resting face

its just your 'normal' expression when you're spacing out or not doing anything in particular.

Willa "Wow you have weird resting face!"
Derp Face "thanks? you have a bitch resting face"

by Rainbow-Serpent January 24, 2015

no face no case

If the police don't know who did a crime, they can't charge them

"When in with a mask and gloves. Left no marks. No face no case"

by BedderDedder November 13, 2016