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The Stationary Stan

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.
"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"
by Conmad25 February 19, 2009
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Dream Stans

Actually cancer. THEY SHIP MINORS FOR FUCKS SAKE
Me: I think I have Dream Stans
Freind: What
by The_Church_of_wah December 11, 2020
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success stan

a fan of a music artist who only is a "stan" of the musician because they're popular at the time and then leaves when they lose popularity
billie eilish has too many success stans. they only liked her when she released her debut and now they leave because she "lost hype" . just because a musician isn't charting as high, doesn't mean they've lost hype
by queenofmemes June 10, 2021
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Uncle Stan

Drives a combine, loves sex in wheat fields and has an alcoholic nephew
look at all this flattened wheat

yeah a uncle stan was here
lmfao ok cool lets buy some alcohol
by Stanky Stanley January 7, 2020
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Sebastian Stan

Sebastian Stan! Oh my God! Man you looking good. You ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets? he’s gonna get arrested cause he’s killing all the ladies. Pow! Pow pow pow pow!
Sebastian Stan! Oh my God! Man you looking good. You ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets? he’s gonna get arrested cause he’s killing all the ladies. Pow! Pow pow pow pow!
by Generalkenobi73826 June 25, 2021
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stan twice

Nayeon: Stan twice

Everyone: yes.
by jangyuris August 12, 2022
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Niley Stan

An obsessed Niley fan who is really funny and cool. They don't believe any rumors until proven true, but they talk about niley ALLLL the time. They cry when there is any niley "news" its basically their religion.
Me: OMG did you hear?!?!? Nick and miley are following eachother on twitter!!!!

Friend: Yeah I know! I check their followings every 2 minutes! I STARTED CRYING!

Me: omg. You're such a niley stan.
by Jacqueline Rose April 25, 2011
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