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Guy 1. Do you prefer Ass or Tits?

Guy 2. I prefer ones with great personalities.

Guy 1: Get the fuck outta here.

by Ass Tits September 24, 2013

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TITS!!!

TITS is a word that you yell out and it could mean anything thing in the world, you use to describe objects or situations where you can't find any words to use instead...like you walk down the street some dude get ran over by a truck, you yell out HOLLY TITS

NOTE: Must be yelled out to mean the above

ex1:
man 1: dude you dad died.
man 2: TITS!!!(FUCK, SHIT, or DAMN IT)
ex2:
man 1: man i made it harvard.
man 2: TITS!!!(awesome)
Mom: Stop watching Porn
ex 3:

man 1: dude i haven't left my house in a week, im bored!
man 2: dude thats TITS!!!(sucks)

by pureknowledge July 16, 2010

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Titted

A mens t-shirt, jumper or jacket becomes 'titted' when worn by a large breasted female and the front chest area has become saggy.

Aw come oan, you've just titted my t-shirt by the way....

by Nae Pals February 23, 2010

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TITS!

Things guys stare at when they make me do there homework. Often yelled when I walk in a room. Fond on the upper torso of humans of the female prosausion. Just below the neck.

Me: (sits down by a guy)
guy: holy TITS!!!! (Stares at tits & drools)
me: stfu! You whore!!
Guy: I don't get this, can you help me?
Me: no...
Guy: bu
me: I said no BITCH!!!!
Guy: (drools more) tits... Boobs... Huh what where you saying? Is my homework done yet?
Me: bitch...

by Gothstargirl March 29, 2010

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tits

(interj.) An alternative to 'excuse me', used after belching or farting.

This usage came about due to 'tits' being more enjoyable to say than 'excuse me' or 'pardon me', and has since come into common use in the Eastern Suburbs of Melbourne, Australia.

Person One (after farting): 'Tits!'
Person Two: 'You're excused.'

by Her Radicalness September 15, 2005

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