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Self Handjob

Carmen inquired if Justin got a SHJ (self handjob) last night.
by Bwhizzle October 13, 2013
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self-degradation

Where you basically hate yourself and constantly undermine yourself. People who are self-degratory to get attention are despised.
"She says shes stupid even though she's not"
"Its just self-degradation"
by Just_like_yeahhh May 9, 2016
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self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.
Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.
by penthausssss May 17, 2011
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self esteemie

In place of a "selfie". A "self esteemie"is what a selfie exposes, a picture that is cry for help and self esteem that the person is lacking. The act of taking a picture to have people fawn over you and make up for the void in your life of confidence and self awareness.
Man, that girl just posted her fourth self esteemie on Instagram today. Shes wilding and needs some help.

What is up with this dude posting self esteemies of himself in his bathroom?!
by Big Daddy Dool December 20, 2013
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self-control

guy: "hey you want this totally not drugged drink?"

me who doesn't have any self-control: "yeah why not."
by "totally-real-person" October 24, 2018
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Self-actualization

In layman's terms, self-actualization is when you have reaped the maximum potential out of your personal talents, abilities, creativities and ambitions. Self-actualization only happens when all your lower primal needs have been met (e.g. physiological needs, emotional needs).

While self-actualization initially paints a pretty picture inside your head, do not be fooled as the journey is actually quite excruciating. In order to become fully self-actualized you'd have to push yourself to the limits. You'd have to devote yourself solely towards your ambitions and talents, no slacking or fun and games. The world's biggest entrepreneurs such as Steve Jobs were 100% self-actualized, but boy they were under a lot of stress and often overworked to the core.

In summary, self-actualization is a very good thing, but it's not for the weak-minded.
Me in first year psych: *after learning about the concept* Wow I want to achieve self-actualization!!!

Me in my fourth year: *suddenly realizes that self-actualization takes hard work and pure dedication* Ehh I think I'll just live a chill life
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 2, 2021
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Self Vandalism

Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself. (hands, arms, legs)
Drawing aimlessly on yourself.
Drawing, writing or doodling on yourself is called self Vandalism
by LittleBitsOfAwe July 26, 2011
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