Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.
Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018
Get the Crotch trophymug. An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.
Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.
by Alt Hype May 28, 2018
Get the Trophy Polishermug. Term: A women who is 5’3 and under.
A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.
A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.
A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
“I’m found myself a trophy wife !”
“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”
“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”
“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
by Crandyjam23 June 30, 2021
Get the “Trophy Wife”mug. person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023
Get the mickey mouse trophymug. by Barwhore101 December 19, 2016
Get the trophy tailmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Resident Evil Five Egg Trophymug. by Vancem44 December 27, 2021
Get the Human Participation trophymug.