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lump fairy

A Non imaginary being in human form, usually a member of the riot police who beat rioters with a baton or shoots them with rubber bullets or pepper balls, thus bestowing upon them a lump
I was storming the capital the other day and was visited by the lump fairy on my head, arms, and thighs.
by Stormfather January 7, 2021
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Lumped

Dam baby, you go me so lumped.
by Slammer of the dick January 15, 2020
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mans Gunk lumps

when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!
Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.
by lilly1974 February 4, 2009
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Lumping

Essentially a very low effort run. Involves the bouncier motion found with running but the gait itself is that of a walk.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
"How was your morning?"
"It was pretty good, Katrina and I went for a lump." (Noun)

"It too hot to run so im just gonna go lumping instead."
by Khocky April 17, 2023
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Tender Lump

A tender lump is when a boy has tender swollen nips.
John: OW BRO
Lance: What dude?
John: Bro you hit my tender lump
Lance: Dont call it that.
by TenderNips December 9, 2021
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lump sack

A word used in many different convorsatins, like in arguments when you dont know what to say. (has no meaning just wierds people out and makes it akward for them.)
guy1: hey dude ur moms a whore

guy2: well.. ur a lump sack

guy1: what?....... im out
by katz98 January 19, 2012
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Sausage Lump

When a man's penis his so large it droops down and looks like you shoved a sausage in your pants.
Small Penis #1- What does that guy eat!?!?

Small Penis #2- I don't know, but that's a massive sausage lump.
by FabulousMonkey May 19, 2015
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