Skip to main content
Anybody named Zuri is a bum who would pretend to be your friend but would never take a bullet for you. Zuri’s are also very dry and would do anything to not talk to you. They may look good on the outside but don’t let that fool you because they’re not in the inside. They can be harsh.
Dude: Hey Zuri! :)))

Zuri: Hey… ://

Dude 2: Dude 1, you’re talking to Zuri??

Dude 1: Yeah, and?? She’s my friend!

Dude 2: Cmon Dude 1, if you got lost, Zuri would not even worry. Trust me, I know.
Zuri by TheDummyBummy October 28, 2024
Zuri mug front
Get the Zuri mug.
See more merch
The tightest pussy gyal out. Also known as “miss tighthole”
“Zuri is miss tighthole”
Zuri by misstighthole December 3, 2024
Related Words
A dirty ass hoe that talk to 5 men at once and get in a relationship with all of them at the same time
Person 1: I got a new gf!!!
Person 2: Sick dude, what’s her name?
Person 1: Her name is Zuri, why??
Person 2: Just break up with her bro, she’s a hoe!
Zuri by TheDummyBummy September 2, 2025
Swiss German for Zurich (German: Zürich).
The party- and financial capital of Switzerland.

Fun to live in because of its nice lake and rivers, picturesque old town as well as nightlife spots for just about any taste.
Züri has been rated the city with the highest quality of life worldwide.
Züri by züri m@ September 21, 2005
to "züri" someone

when a Zürich-City native mockingly replies to someone for stating a rather trivial, intellectually unappealing phrase, below the typical, conceited, high chit chat standards of the cocaine transfused town, also known for its high suicide rates and extraordinary nightlife.
he totally züried her after she uttered the 100 times heard before "well, it all depends on how you look at it" by replying with a dry "OMG, that's the trick"?
züri by BS_ON September 16, 2018

Züri Downy Bad 

Nici isch Züri downy bad
Züri Downy Bad by muggy si vater November 24, 2021

Züri downy bad 

When you are from Züri and you have down syndrome and you are down bad you are züri downy bad. Nici is indeed the role model of Züri downy bad
Züri downy bad by muggy si vater November 24, 2021