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Zuckerberg's Law

If they could have done it, they would have done it.
Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg
by Bilak1964 September 27, 2011
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Zuckerberged

One who steals a close friend's idea, and takes full credit for the brilliant idea.
Friend 1: Dude did you hear?
Friend 2: No dude, what's up?
Friend 1: Well, Paul zuckerberged me?
Friend 2: Damn dude, that's fucked up.
by Capt. Clam October 19, 2010
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Mark Zuckerberg

It's good to be the king, bitch!

(as stated on Mark Zuckerberg's business card)
by A humble subject November 26, 2010
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zuckerberg

verb, zuckerberg, zuckerberg'd, zuckerberg·ing, noun
–verb (used with object)

1. to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force: A pickpocket zuckerberg'd his watch.

2. to appropriate (ideas, credit, words, etc.) without right or acknowledgment.

3. to take, get, or win insidiously, surreptitiously, subtly, or by chance: He zuckerberg'd my girlfriend.

4. to move, bring, convey, or put secretly or quietly; smuggle (usually fol. by away, from, in, into, etc.)

–verb (used without object)

to commit or practice theft.

to move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved

–noun

Informal . an act of stealing; theft.

Origin: Based on Mark Zuckerberg, the owner of Facebook social network and his shady business practices. Termed coined 1/19/11 by DCC & JG

Related Forms: zukerberg-able, zuckerberg-ing, zuckerberg'd, zuckerberg-ization
He got zuckerberg'd by his former business partner.

This contract should prevent any zuckerbergization in this business transaction.

Don't try to zuckerberg me.
by Sienna Jades January 21, 2011
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Zuccerberg sneeze

A sex move wherin one person wraps their lips around the other person's nose, followed by the second person sneezing into the first person's mouth. The first person then sucks the dick of the second person with the snot still in their mouth
My girlfriend wanted to give me a zuccerberg sneeze
by Homiesexuality March 20, 2018
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Mark zuckerberg

Though its critical of the guy to think, he's a guy that made a lot of money by telling you where to put pictures, where to type comments, and where to put information about your life. At least you get to decide what you like, even if disliking something is not an option.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018
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Pulling a Zuckerberg

When someone blatantly and intentionally copies another person's idea(s) for monetary gain.
Mike: Dang yo, John just made money selling used pens!
Sam: What? That was my idea!
Mike: Seems to me like he's pulling a Zuckerberg.
by Jonnytroll September 7, 2012
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