Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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by tom January 12, 2004

Zootman

The man that sells the kush.

Bro number 1: Bro, I need some kush right now.
Bro number 2: Lets hit up the Zootman

by Chimmysauce March 26, 2009

Zooter Land

The place you visit when you get so unbelievable high.

Dude... I think I’m in Zooter Land right now.

by undeadtitan March 9, 2019

zootfest

When the boys get a nice sesh goin and after about 15 mins it’s officially a ZOOTFEST

“Bro I can’t wait to smoke that joint.”
Oh I know buddy it’s gonna be a zootfest!”

by Ricky69420 May 15, 2021

Zoot Suit

Popular colthing worn in the Swing era of the 20's - 40's where Jazz was the dominant style of music. Typically worn by jazz cats.

Jacket characterized by broad shoulders, large lapels, and longer than a normal suit jacket.

Pants characterized by high waist, baggy thighs, and close cuffs.

Check out that cat's zoot suit!

by Agamemnon August 4, 2004

Zootopian

A hardcore fan of the film Zootopia

The Zootopian's gathered together for another screening of Zootopia.

by Amagon June 22, 2016

zeroth world problem

Problems caused by adopting bleeding edge technology for common, daily use before it's reliable, such that the technology's imperfections complicate your life. Loosely, problems that most people living in a wealthy, industrialized nation would probably roll their eyes at.

"So anyway, my Twitch stream went down during my peak viewing hours because the beta drivers for my graphics card apparently break the HDCP chain-of-trust, so the video capture software thought I was stealing copyrighted content from myself, and..."
"Man, every week you have one of these stories. You're like a glutton for zeroth world problems."

by Mark Tomczak March 1, 2019