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Zoltan

A completely fictional unit of energy used by Electricians to confuse other trades, Managers and customers.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.
‘Im having trouble getting the power back on because of the Zoltan effect’.

‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.

Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’
by Zoltan Technician November 30, 2017
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Zoldon

Insane man who yells at his subordinates.
You better watch out, Zoldon is personally leading that line!
by Pepto7 August 18, 2021
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zolten

To insert three or more penises into ones butt-hole
Hey Rob, did you all zolten last night?
by butt-fuck? January 31, 2014
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Zoltan Bathory

The very talented and kick ass lead guitarist/founder of Five Finger Death Punch. His riffs for Way of the Fist and The Bleeding are most enjoyable.
"Zoltan Bathory writes some of the tastiest riffs I've ever heard."
by Saruman's Army April 9, 2015
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Zolatone

To spray wildly in a random pattern, often used to describe violent diahrrea or vomit. Especially associated with excessive alcohol consumption.
"Scout (a dog) totally zolatoned all over the dining room floor after eating a half bag of almonds!"
by Whosyourdaddytoday October 28, 2011
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The Glocinaryputlocinary reacted to a high pressure change thanks to the gigaboltimatio (specifically the Moltozypollio part) creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator. This is a very dangerous event and can only be avoided by the immediate use of the nearest Plyoxinatiator which will cool down the gigaboltimatio before it becomes too radioactive and blows up all of earth, the milky way, The 99th galaxy of the orizonish belt, including the sub-0-N-triplanets in the Multicravosculor region of the 56th Trion, despite their natural defense from the Axiltoniyontian generator in their cores that deters radiation.

Phew, i can breath now!
OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change in the Zoltomagnofitros Fluxiriator that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down
by Infrared1011 November 11, 2021
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Zoltan

A gay music teacher who likes the spank students for fun
“Hey that new teacher kinda seems like a Zoltan, we should stay away from him!”
by Dabmakeyourlifefab November 29, 2018
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