dance with your monkey

A euphemism for male masturbation.

I'm sure that episode of Golden Girls got you pretty aroused, why don't you go lock yourself in the HR conference room and dance with your monkey for a while?

by Chancellor Berry Newt September 9, 2016

Summit your monitor

When you get so mad at a video game that you punch your monitor. The term was named after popular twitch streamer, summit1g after he raged so hard that he summited his monitor.

Some video games can be so frustrating that you might summit your monitor.

by charnagee October 14, 2018

flip your money

Doubling your money.

Hey, if you sell these drugs you'll flip your money in no time!

by Minino June 28, 2005

Chill Your Monkey

Calm down, quiet your inner child, create serenity with one's self

Janeen, Chill Your Monkey!

by Janeen May 13, 2006

put your money away

when a jovial older gentleman refuses to let the people around him buy drinks, often used to impress younger woman who are often just leading this older gentleman on in order to get free drinks themselves.

Pete Dick: "damn, is that Roberto over there?"
Sunny: "I think it is."
Pete Dick: "lets go buy him a drink, he's a good guy."
Roberto: "hey, fellas, wow good to see you."
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink..."
Roberto: "no, no, put your money away, its no good here, really."
Sunny: "wow, what a beautiful thing."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

get your money

to masterbate while in county jail, usually in an a shower area designated for masterbation

the shower on the right is to "get your money" in the one on the left is for showering

by woody cockard January 30, 2010

Pissing your money into the wind

spending money on alcohol even if you shouldn't drink

my parents kicked me out when i was pissing my money into the wind.

by Troy December 15, 2003