splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.

Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?

by Leery Loon November 26, 2021

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

Beer Before Grass Your On Your Arse, Grass Before Beer Your In The Clear

=
Get drunk and then smoke weed and you will be on your arse , smoke up first you will be fine all night

by R3D 3Y3 J3DI November 23, 2010

You can't sit on your own arse.

An English idiom demonstrating the fact that one cannot sit on one's own arse.

Well, you know what they say; "You can't sit on your own arse."

by Someone from Bremen. December 19, 2022

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

by Strongdickgame December 14, 2020

sicken your arse

Irish phrase. When you are totally disgusted with something.

Jaysus christ wouldn't that sicken your arse?

That lad would sicken your hole.

by Holy Arse September 12, 2020