Yosemite Sam

When you go to pound town and leave your girl walking around like Yosemite Sam

"Bro what's wrong with your girl? She's walking around like Yosemite Sam"

by Bohndo December 25, 2016

yosemity sam

the act of having a four some with 3 females and one male. First, the male positions himself on a bed. Two of the females go above him and one is below on the floor giving him head. The male inserts his fingers into the girls buginas above his head then begins to finger them with his two fingers in the position of two guns. Bang bang bang and then its over for all three.

Dude i cant believe I pulled off a yosemity sam the other night, those girls were wild

by ashley jones May 9, 2005

Yosemite slam

The act of sneaking in two party popper pistols into the bedroom and shooting them off when the man cums scaring the girl after pulling out and finishing on her back so the confetti sticks to her.

Yah bro I gave my girl a real Yosemite slam last night I think she still has it stuck to her back.

by dirty randy March 19, 2015

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016

Yosemites

A friendly greeting used by Sylvester Stallone Whenever and wherever he meets his Jewish buddies at the gym.

Yosemites! I’m feeling a bit verklempt ...let’s schlep out the heavy bags for an hour and then catch us a schvitz!

by You rReal Name August 5, 2020

Yosemite Sam

When you're fucking a girl on her period, or a guy with hemorrhoids, and you pull your dick out and draw a mustache on their face.

Yo dawg, I fucked Briana last night on her period and had to give her the Yosemite Sam

by Allvalleychamp January 13, 2022

yosenia

Yosenia is the prettiest person and loving person you will ever meet. She is genuinely loving and she loves to sleep. But she also loves to clean. Don’t ever leave her because you may feel like she is hard to handle and is a little crazy but you will regret it if you leave her because she is determined and once her mind is set your in the past. It’s hard to be mad at her with those green eyes makes you forget about it every time you get upset. She is really religious. He favorite color is usually green or black.

Yosenia is such an amazing soul

by Chris029 March 5, 2023