Yokeland

to guzzle less or more of the bottom half of a alcoholic beverage until its empty. To chug liquor without stopping.

me and my homeboy had a competitive bet on who could get to yokeland first

by ILL Vinny SJC November 4, 2010

Yekel

A reptilian animal usually of the lizard family that is believed to have originated in Israel. This animal has holes in its hands and feet and smaller holes around its temple. It is said to have descended from Jesus Christ. It likes to eat grass, but on the fourth of every March, it's becomes a vicious cannibal and eats its own kind. And that is why then do not exist anymore. The last one of its kind got so hungry, he ate himself.

What a rare and beautiful Yekel.

Oh my God, it's Jesus and his Yekel!

by notayekel101 August 12, 2012

Slack-jawed yokel

«Most folk’ll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel»

«Most folk’ll never loose a toe, but then again some folk’ll like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel»

by KingBlorp November 5, 2019

yokel

A hillbilly being who roast goats and sodomises or auctions of their children to more desperate yokels.Incest a game the whole family can play is enjoyed by the majority of yokels (the other minority dont have kids).

Good kind sir :Sheesh lynchy get off my damn roof
Yokel lynchy: Yall bob ima just guttun these here fine possums of these power poles for mah dinnar.
Good Kind Sir: errr wat
yokel lynchy:yessum sir i duna wanna bea bak iru des a parts arhoy

by Not Ben (luis did it) July 10, 2006

slack jawed yokel

another term for southern people (good ole boys)

Hey look at that slack jawed yokel from Georgia!

by GoldsGym07 May 28, 2007

Yakelin

Yakelin is pretty awesome, amazing artist, good personality.

Honestly, Yakelin is my dad.

by EveryoneIsMyDad April 25, 2019

yokelsexual

A man that lives in the country and has the typical trappings such as truck, boat, tractor, a car that won't run, and deer wandering through his front "yard". But yet he appreciates good food, good wine, music, art, litererature, and other such cultural things.

And he prefers women instead of sheep.

Look at that blonde babe riding in that yokelsexual Bubba's truck.

by Larry8811 March 15, 2009