Despacito

A piece of shit song that has over 5 billion views. The lyrics are perverted as fuck and approximately 90% of the viewers don’t know what it means because they rather listen to spontaneously and lyrically shitty songs and lose 50% of their IQ points. It is nothing but a song about sex and cancer to your ears.

Aaron: Hey have you every heard of Despacito?

Me: That song by Luis Fonsi ft. Daddy Yankee?

Aaron: Yeah!

Me: Yeah it is cancer to my ears.

by Girls ❤️ shafts May 29, 2018

despacito

A song ruined by JB and repeated by middle/high school girls that only know one word from it.

#1 Hey, sing Despacito for me.
#2 DESPACITO! da da da duh dah du dah do dee despacito
#1 *Walks away*

by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

Despacito 2

The best way to make an atheist shut the fuck up and cry in a corner.

Yesterday I made my atheist friend listen to despacito 2, and then he started crying.

by Cuckbuckduck June 27, 2018

Despacito

A song you tell Alexa to play when you feel very sad

Oh my god that movie was so sad, alexa play Despacito

by Fallenmarvels July 7, 2018

Despacito'ed

the term used when being absolutely demolished at or by something or someone. its equivalence is being smited with the power of over 1 million north korea, or even getting your liver shriver'D. the term is very godlike and may only be used upon the most intelligent beings in this term of existance

figure 1: ahh fricc i just lost my pickleING licince
figure 2: oh now our boss is gonna be so mad
figure 3: boE you just got straight up DESPACITO'ED

* figure 1 and 2 instantly receive deathpacito *

by Frankfires March 9, 2020

despacito

Another song that Justin Bieber has ruined.

Friend: Did you hear Justin's remix of Despacito?

me: yeah it sucked.

by Hey_thats_pretty_good June 1, 2017

Despacito Spider

A rare spider creature native in a game of roblox called ROBLOXian Highschool...They are made out of stacking two roblox head hats.The most famous despacito spider is DogeLuigi213

Player 1: Haven't you known the despacito spider?
Player 2: Yes
Player 1: Okay how is it made out?
Player 2: asdfghjkl
Player 1: fuck.

by imp fuck2 September 22, 2018