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Rim Wrangler

A term to describe a gay Cowboy. Mainly the dominant in a relationship. ie Broke back Mountain style.
"No one suspected that Clem on the Dude Ranch was a Rim Wrangler!"
by will bitten October 10, 2016
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tard wrangler

Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported from place-to-place (usually via foot).
While at the zoo, I saw a tard wrangler attempting to wrangle a stray tard when he bolted from the group near the monkey cage.
by The Sarge November 13, 2003
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Tard Wrangler

Teacher designated to corral non-docile retards
The tard was on a rampage, so we had to call in a tard wrangler.
by Platitudinous November 18, 2014
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Tard wrangler

a person responsible for herding retards from one area to another.
why am i still working as a tard wrangler
by stupidretard420 October 4, 2006
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tard wrangler

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work
that tard wrangler just ran down two tards
by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017
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cat wrangler

A man who owns more than two cats.

His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.

Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."
by CatNumberFour October 23, 2012
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Tallahassee wrangler

the act of grabbing the base of ones penis with thumb and pointer, squeezing and yanking your hand down to the tip.
yo dawg, he was d'ing me up on the court. next think I knew, he gave me a Tallahassee wrangler. shit gets you by surprise every dam time
by big ash 69 May 10, 2019
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