Wettie 

A wettie is short for having a wet dream

Mizzy: Rah I’m pissed off uno, I woke up with a wettie this morning

My bredrin: Say mums? I had one yesterday that’s mad you had one the day after, and yh they’re jarring

Wettie by Mizzy_CGK July 6, 2020

morning wettie 

A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.

I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.

morning wettie by Hetril August 12, 2016

Wattie

Wattie Buchan, singer for punk rock band the Exploited.

wattie is fucking punk as fuck

Wattie by max January 3, 2005

watties can 

A cheap and stingy form of food found in a can that can be purchased from your local grocery store for about twenty-five cents. Usually eaten by people who are less fortunate aka the 'stingy' or 'poor' people of this world. Can also be used as a funny insult...

Jake#: "I hate you. You are such a loser!"

Keith#: "Yeah whatever man, you're so poor that you eat Watties cans for dinner each night!"

Jake#: "Ouch.."

watties can by smartdevil69 January 10, 2009

wetties

Fingering a woman and getting your fingers wet inside her vagina.

Lewi: "yeah i totally got my wetties in with sophie last night"

Joe:"3 digits yeah? thats what she usually takes"

wetties by jlbcwabocba April 29, 2010

Wettied 

South Africa slang for getting drunk... Intensive form is para-wettied. Can also be spelt wettyed (para-wettyed). An alcholic drink is described as a Wetty, and it can also be used to describe the act of drinking.

"I'm getting parawettied tonight!"
"Lets go get a wetty?"
"Have you got a wetty?"
"Did you get wettied?"
"Dylan was parawettied last night!"

Wettied by sadunpererarules January 30, 2010

pootie wootie

a term used to refer to the vagina when around little kids. PW for short.

"You went pee pee all by yourself! Did you remember to wipe your pootie wootie??"

pootie wootie by that'smymiddlename December 6, 2009