wots 

a short, faster way to write "what's"
often used in chats...

hey, wots happening here?

wots by advance467 February 10, 2009

wots 

Waste-Of-Time and Space, according to Crazy Eddy

What a full WOTS press this place is!

wots by Douglas Weltman June 22, 2003

cheesy wotsit bum smell flavours 

The smell that eminates from ones crack after a hard days sitting down doing fuck all.

You can tell our Scott has had a busy day sat on his fucking arse doing fuck all as usual. He's got some right cheesy wotsit bum smell flavours on him the dirty lazy bastard.

cheesy wotsit bum smell flavours by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

Wotsit 

A person, for reasons unknown to mankind, who has to impress porcs and swine by acting in a provocative and mildly unsexual way. Also coupled with this is a thin sheen of orange gloss which covers every inch of the persons body. The result is in fact an oompa lumpa with an overactive sex drive.

Tasha: OMG samantha, did you see kandy today acting like a complete wotsit
Samantha: Yar, I know. Ewwww, that is totally unfetch. She basically smells of porc now
Tasha: Totally

Wotsit by slartey bartfarst May 14, 2009

bloody yellow fuck wotsits 

These items are usually refered to as post-it notes. However when a certain person becomes angered at a report someone has written it may be time to break out the "bloody yellow fuck wotsits."

"I can't believe he said that. Hand me those bloody yellow fuck wotsits!"

bloody yellow fuck wotsits by Mark Emsley June 22, 2006

wotsit 

something that someone eats or bathes in to make them ginger

dude man, you've eaten way to many wotsits, you're a ginger!

wotsit by Nick Weston May 21, 2007

wotsu

When you want to fuck someone but there isn't enough peanut butter and you have to use sweat for lube

Unfortunately we had to use wotsu

wotsu by StaikCon November 20, 2021