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Porn Wormhole

To watch porn videos in a rapid manner until reaching climax. Traveling through the time and space of porn and all it has to offer. Each video is watched for 1 minute until clicking a related video.
I'm going to be late man, I got caught in the porn wormhole for a couple hours.
by Grumblerton September 9, 2015
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Turkish Wormhole

When one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon
After we went out to eat Indian food, I was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben' my junk. But the whole time I was holding in a fart so I pulled a Turkish Wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling shit wouldn't cockblock me.
by plyd011 November 11, 2011
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Galactic Wormhole

A homosexual act between two(or more) men where, at least one individual is uncircumsized, and the partner(s) insert their penises into his loose foreskin.
Engage warp drive, and into the Galactic Wormhole!
by The Deragon Master October 2, 2009
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Ear Wormhole

When you do a search on YouTube for a song and an after an hour of random videos you wonder WTF did you just watch.
I just did a search for that Michael Bolton video and went down an ear wormhole.
by MadmanGta February 24, 2017
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I'll stick you in a wormhole

When you want to stick your boyfriend in a worm hole
"after getting us stuck on the other side of a wormhole" "I'LL STICK YOU IN A WORMHOLE"
by borklyn.png June 30, 2018
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African Wormhole

When men do not ejaculate correctly and the cum inside the dick hole dries up. When it is removed, the cum will look like a tape-worm which refers to Africa's tapeworm issue.
Sister: Damn bro did you come back from Africa? That tapeworm is long as fuck!
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...
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open the wormhole

"How was the male on male sex?"
" Pretty wild. He sat on a plug, had me lube up my hand and forearm then I proceeded to open the wormhole"
by Farn Darngins September 29, 2020
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