wooks

Bastardness on monstorous levels. Being the Yoda of bastardness.

When you killed that dudes mother and slept with his girlfriend that was just wooks of you.

by The Wookie October 20, 2003

wookum

Wookum comes from too much mountain dew and not enough sleep. Usually related to a big metal mass of pwn.

Person 1: I just got this sweet new mechanical pencil!

Person 2: Yea, well, I have a wookum.

by SoundFX November 8, 2004

wonkus

A man's penis that exceeds one's comprehension in both length and girth. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.

What kinds of things do you do for fun?
I am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.

You all better duck, because I am going to turn around and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.

by Austness May 1, 2016

Wookster

A term of endearment for someone you love, used to show affection.

guy: I love you pookster
girl: I love you too wookster

by P00kie Bear January 10, 2012

wooks

a kid who fears none and likes to jog...jogga jogga jogga

"aw man wooks got to the chips again"

by Kid C March 24, 2003

Woobus

A fun game that is fun and also is fun and some people say it is fun and I think it's fun and it's fun and fun and fun too

Woobus is fun

by Turtlesarecool17 November 24, 2019

wohkush

An object, situation, place etc. that at the time is too weird to name.

You can just put it into the conversation wherever you please, so you can watch the confused looks on your friends faces.

1.'Oh my God, man, that's totally wohkush!'

2.'Look what I found in the attic!'
'Christ, that's such a big wohkush!'

by Benna May 28, 2008