wooism

An irrational belief system based on 2 fundamental principles: The first is that Big Pharma is hiding the cures for all major diseases and the government is hiding technology, mostly alien, that could solve all energy problems.The second is that everything you read on the internet is true, unless it comes from an academic,government or scientific/medical organization website.

The wooism got too deep for me when she swore homeopathy and vitamins could could cure my multiple sclerosis.

by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007

Wowies

(Wow-ee-s) Receiving one of your top five best blowjobs.

"Kristin don't give chewy dooies, she gives wowies!"

by Daze/MC February 8, 2009

wookies

fake shoes of any kind or knock offs

say man look at that dude sportin dem wookies he needs to step his game up

by RealRaw February 4, 2008

Wooties

A congratulations to one or more persons ( See woot)

Wooties! I just leveled!

by KrypticStorm February 13, 2004

Woolies

An Australian Supermarket known as “Woolworths” but is shortened down to woolies.

Hey mate, I’m ducking down to woolies you want anything?

by dylan44805 December 18, 2018

Wooie

A designated damsel, that has been targeted by a "Humble player" to be wooed, to the final effect of a full swoon.

This can be done in many ways, including the art of sensual massage, enticement of fulfilment and bondage to a chair.

Wooies are particularly drawn to badgers, and are known to enjoy the company of many a humble player.

A lady wooie the designated target

The art of Wooing to woo

Badger Porn

To make a lady swoon

by Sakura3 January 3, 2011

wokiest

a person who is very woke

the wokiest person alive
“hey!”
“isnt that girl the wokiest person alive because she stans the greatest group ever,BTS”

by stan bts and nct February 17, 2019