fat ass woofer

A very fat dog or doggo.
A doggo that has been spoiled by its humans and now needs a diet or it will become to over weight to walk.

Me: damn dude look at that fat ass woofer!
Friend: what?
Me: that fat dog over there! That's a fat ass woofer!

by VIISCERA July 29, 2017

wolly woofter

A wolly woofter is a English slang word for poofter which means gay. Sometimes referred to as a wolly or just a woofter

" Look at that man carrying a pink handbag and a tub of vaseline, hes a right wolly woofter"

by Matt D Young January 5, 2009

wooofer

The wierd lookin thing you use to hit an air hockey puck with. Not to be confused with "woofer" with only 2 o's.

Grab a wooofer and a puck and let's play air hockey.

by The Fabulous Kristen Leppert and Danielle Ryan January 8, 2009

woofer

used to describe an ugly, "dog-like" female

"Hey, what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's a total woofer."

by deadgeorge August 22, 2011

woofter

gay or fagget

hey.....ur a woofter

by MaJiX June 20, 2003

facebook woofer

matthew bienko

Matthew was being a facebook woofer when he called martin out.

by LAMRONOTF August 22, 2014

WOOFTER

A poofter who fucks dogs.

You're a poofter!
Yeah, well...you're a WOOFTER.

by de-pube August 4, 2020