How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

Woodchurch 

A grassy little village situated in between Prenton and Arrowe Park, that is populated by Chavs, Vermin, Dolites, and the general ilk that is coming to identify Britain of the 21st Century. The estate was built after it was bombed during World War 2, it is currently required a second bombing to wipe out the lowest common denominator, who take luxury in destroying other people's property and set fire to wheelie bins, just to prove who the Alpha Male* is. The parents are unaware, or totally oblivious of what little John Alex, or Tania Ann is doing. It is a mere bus ride away from Birkenhead.

* Alpha Male in the Chav circle can also be identified by his underlying insecurities, tiny wrists, inverted penis, and hairy tongue. He is the first to get hit, and knocked out, if he ever encounters and violence. Usually by his father.

That Woodchurch. It's a FUCKING SHITHOLE.

Woodchurch by smiek July 1, 2007

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 

In 1988 the Associated Press reported that New York Fish and Wildlife Technician, Richard Thomas, concluded that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, it could move around 700 pounds of wood on a good day, with the wind at it's back!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? by Bee M September 20, 2014

woodchuck pain tolerance 

Phenonenom wherein a person can take a fierce beating and continue to function. Is often associated with being a complete woodchuck often possesing retard strength.

Bill has woodchuck pain tolerance - even after Tom smashed a full beer bottle on his forehead he got up and kicked Tom's ass.

woodchuck pain tolerance by vermontster August 15, 2010

Tubby Woodchuck

After beating anorexia, this term refers to someone who stands no chance at either attacking or defending Friend. But it is still comical to those around them and frustrating to the Woodchuck. This person is most likely allergic to things such as water, freedom and fade away shots made by awkward basketball players.

After making a near impossible shot, Tubby Woodchuck fall victim to the shouts of BUCKETS!!

Tubby Woodchuck by Mart955 June 17, 2010

wet woodchuck 

Slang term for a woman's vagina

She was sending me pictures of her wet woodchuck

wet woodchuck by the.methatical.genius January 26, 2015

reverse woodchuck 

When one person goes face first between another’s legs and uses their top teeth to munch their ass.

“Joyce had the perfect teeth to reverse woodchuck Alberto”

reverse woodchuck by Pancho & Jo May 10, 2019