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Foodsexual 

just sexually love food, just because you get a boner from food, don't make you "Foodsexual" but let be real if you tell someone your "Foodsexual" it would go something like this:
Guy 1: "Hey, i have something to tell you"
Guy 2: "What is it?"
Guy 1: "i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: *slap guy 1* "Are a dumbass!?"
Guy 1: "No, i am Foodsexual"
Guy 2: "Ok then tell me why you Foodsexual"
Guy 1: "I get boner from food"
Guy 2: "that don't mean shit, that don't make you Foodsexual, you just super dirty mined when looking at food"
Guy 1: "No, i just really love food so much"
Guy 2: "So when you look at a fucking big mac, you just be like: "Man, i want to fuck that big mac so hard" like no one think that"
Guy 1: "Yes"
Guy 2: "Just because you really love something don't mean it have to be a sexuality, i love chairs. but that don't mean i would make something like Chairsexual"
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WOOsexual 

Somebody who stans @WOO_Cr1tikal on twitter
Girl: Hey, don't touch me ugly i'm a WOOsexual
Boy: You like WOO_Cr1tikal too? let's go have sex
Girl: Ok
WOOsexual by ItsaMeColin November 20, 2020

Woosexual 

You only fuck wit the woos 💫💫
What you bang Woo or Cho?

Hell nah I'm woosexual
Woosexual by Bigfellahavinacig February 9, 2021

wordsexual 

a person that is attracted sexually to words
Man 1: "Did you hear about Peggy? I hear she's wordsexual!"

wonusexual 

Someone who is only attracted to Jeon Wonwoo
Person 1: I think he likes you, you should ask him out.
Person 2: Sorry im wonusexual
wonusexual by Wonwoo Enthusiast December 18, 2020

woksexual 

a sexuality where you develop sexual feelings for woks
Clive made a stir fry in a wok and found himself shoving it up his arse; “i am woksexual” he announced
woksexual by finchyboo June 8, 2023