Woodpecker

When you stick your pecker in the tree trunk and you fuck it, and then take a poop in the tree hole, and then fuck it again.

Last nights woodpeckin situation was crazy. Super brown. Kinda stinky, but we made it work. I am the finest woodpecker round this town. Believe it buddy.

by Stinky Onion Licker March 1, 2022

Woodpecker

A thot that only sucks dick in the morning so she pecks the morning wood

"Man that thot was she's a woodpecker"

by Jookson910 September 15, 2018

Woodpecker

Heading a football downwards and again on its rebound. Like a "Keep up" in football but with the head and propelling the ball downwards rather than up.

Look at Henry over there, he's just broken the Woodpeckering World Record with 4 woodpeckers!

by Jon Molby September 4, 2023

Woodpeckered

(Past tense verb). To speak in an unclear, fragmented manner, usually word-to-word, rather than in proper sentences. People might speak like this while enraged, nervous, hesitant, or off their head on alcohol.

"Shut. Shut. Shut the hell up.", woodpeckered Steve.

by Callus_was_me_all_along March 17, 2022

the woodpecker

When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously

My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.

by Tsmitnig December 5, 2014

Woodpecker

when you are wearing a hat, and you use the bill to hit people with, while still wearing it. very similiar action to that of a woodpecker bird.

Tony purposely put on his hat so he could annoy the shit out of everyone when he woodpeckered them

by itGurl May 9, 2014

Woodpeck

When a woman viciously beats on a dick; also known as a hand job.

Wow, have you felt that girl woodpeck?

by Imawesome12233 March 16, 2010